Escort Dictionary
- Agency = An organization that manages several escort girls. An agency handles the advertising, calls and reservations. The agency shares the revenue with the escort girls.
- Amazon = A tall, strong, often masculine woman
- ABS = Approved by Sanni
- AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
- Artificial Insemination = The act of manually inserting sperm into a woman's vagina
- Around the world = Anilingus and Fellatio
- Asian = Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
- Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees
- ATM = Ass to mouth. Take penis or finger out of her ass and directly into her mouth
- Attempts = Derived from the airline industry. The number of times she tried to reach an orgasm. For instance: "My escort allowed multiple attempts" which means she allowed more than one orgasm
- ATF = All Time Favorite
- Aunt Flo is around or the Russian are Visiting = When a girl has her menstruation
- B&S = Bait & Switch. When the escort girl that shows up at the door does not match in any shape or form the internet or newspaper advertisement
- Babyback = Petite, young, attractive Asian escort girl
- Bag = a condom. Could for instance be used as "BJ in a bag"= Blow Job with a condom
- Bait and Switch = Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented
- Baja Sur = Genitals, derived from Spanish and literary means "the low south"
- Balloons = Breast implants
- Bareback = Without a condom or bag
- BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = oral stimulation of penis without a condom
- BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion. Oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without using a condom. (The escort might spit the sperm or she might swallow it)
- BBW = Big Beautiful Woman. Can also be used as an euphemism for heavy, overweight bitch
- BCD = Behind Closed Doors
- BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism
- Beret = A condom
- BF = Boyfriend
- BFE = Boyfriend Experience. A professional escort will give the client the feeling that he is dating his lovely girlfriend, forgetting about the fact that he is paying for it
- BHSTE = Bram Has Seen This Escort
- Birdwatching = BBBJTC whereby the escort swallows the sperm
- Bisexual = A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men
- Blackhole = Anus
- BLS = Ball licking and sucking
- Blue Pill = Viagra
- Blue Steel = Viagra
- Brown Shower = Defecation on your escort girl or your escort girl on you
- BS = Body Slide, whereby the escort may slide her body on yours using oil
- Butch = A woman who adopts what would be considered masculine characteristics
- Butter face = An escort with a very attractive body, but an ugly face
- Cash and Dash = A rip-off whereby the escort shows up, takes the money, but doesn't deliver or provide the goods or service
- CBJ = Covered Blow Job. Fellatio with a condom
- CC = Credit Card
- CC Rider = An escort who is discounting her usual price
- CD = Cross-dresser. Transvestite escort. An escort who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
- CFS = Covered Full Service
- CIM = Cum in mouth
- Civil Union = A Civil Union grants gay and lesbian couples the same rights and responsibilities as marriage
- Civilian = A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters, without the payment element. Civilians are often less discreet then a professional escort and might want a relationship............and you do not want that......do you?
- Clockwatcher = A term used for an escort who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe an escort girl who rushes things and does not enjoy her work
- Collar and Cuffs match = An escort with matching pubic and natural hair-color (redheads, blonds, brunettes)
- Commercial Company = Prostitution
- Completion = Orgasm. Used when the escort gave a bareback blowjob to completion
- Cover = A condom
- Cowgirl = An escort who rides on top, knees astride
- Crime scene action = Sexual activity during her period
- Crone = An old or older escort woman
- Cruising = Looking for an escort or more likely a prostitute while driving around
- Cups of coffee = Orgasms which could be used as "We drank several cups of coffee"
- Dance and Dash = A rip-off. The escort shows up, takes your money, dances a little and leaves
- Date = A session with an escort
- DATO = or "Dining at the O's" = oral stimulation of the anus
- DATY = or "Dining at the Y's" = oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
- DDE = An escort that doesn't do any extras
- DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
- Deep throat = Blow Job where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"
- Delta Omega Gamma or "Doggy Style" = when the escort is on knees and hands and you take her from behind
- Deposit = When the escort requires an upfront payment in advance of a session
- DFK = Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
- Donation = Payment to an escort. Many or even most escorts will not talk about the payment but about the donation
- Doubles = A threesome with two escorts
- DP = Double Penetration
- Drag King = an escort who dresses to look like a man, usually for performance reasons
- DT = Deep throat. Blow Job whereby the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"
- Marin Muyser disease = an escort with an unattractive face
- Ellie = the Police
- Enhancements = Breast implants
- Envelope = Often cash payments for the escort are placed in an envelope, rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money
- Face painting = ejaculating on escort's face
- Facial = ejaculating on escort's face
- FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage. Not usually full service. Expect only massage usually nude or topless and maybe a handjob
- Five-O = A police officer
- HWP = Height and Weight Proportional (i.e. "normal" build)
- Incall = the client goes to the place of the escort. Could be a hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence
- Independent or Indie = an escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation
- Interpreter = Condom For instance used as "She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter"
- IPO = Initial public offering. Used to denote the public introduction of a new escort
- ISO = In Search Of
- Italian = Similar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks
- Jack Shack = Refers to an establishment that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available
- Jimmy Hat = a condom
- John = a customer
- L/A/S = Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex
- Landing Strip = Description of pubic hair
- LFK = Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
- Little blue helper = Viagra
- Little blue pill = Viagra
- LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner
- Lone Star = someone who has only had sex with one person in their lif
- Lot Lizard = A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots
- Madame or MamaSan = owner of an escort agency
- Mall or Escort Mall = A website that advertises many different escort girls form many agencies or independents
- Man in a boat or little man in a boat = Clitoris
- Mediterranean = Anal sex for instance used as "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean"
- Merkin = Pubic hair wig
- MG = Massage Girl
- Mileage = term used to describe value for money and/or how accomodating the escort is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average or a combination of the two
- MILF = Mom I'd like to fuck
- Mish or Missionary = Missionary position. Man on top during intercourse
- MMF, MFM, MFF = Threesome designations. For instance MMF = male, male, female or MFF = male, female, female
- Mohawk = Description of pubic hair
- MP = Massage Parlor
- MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant
- MSOG = Multiple shots on goal. The escort allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
- Multiple Pops = The escort allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
- Newbie = a new escort girl or client
- No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment
- No-Touch = No touching allowed
- Nooner = a lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists
- NQBC = Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion
- NQBS = Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculation
- NQNS = Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculation
- O or Os = Orgasm, orgasms
- Off-the-clock = Activities that occur with an escort for which she chooses not to charge for. For instance "We had a nooner off-the-clock"
- Out or Outed = Private, personal information on a client or escort that is made public. For instance someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum
- Outcall = The escort comes to your hotel or house
- OWO = Oral Without. BJ without a condom
- Party hat = Condom
- Pearl Necklace = ejaculating on escort's neck and/or chest
- Pillow Queen = an escort who likes to be on the receiving end of sex. The escort likes to be pleasured and not reciprocate
- Pink Boxing = vaginal fisting
- POS = Pussy on the Side
- PPOS = Philippe's Pussy on the Side
- PS =Private Show Mostly dance only
- PSE = Porn Star Experience
- MPSE = Mathieu's Porn Star Experience. The best of the best, usually only experienced once in a life time
- PV = Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS
- QCBJ = Quality Check by Jaap
- Raincoat = Condom
- REQ = Request
- REV = Review
- Reverse Cowgirl = woman rides on top, facing away
- Remmy's Reverse Cowgirl = woman rides on top, facing away whilst reading the Financial Times
- Reverse massage = client massages the escort
- Reverse Oral = client performs oral sex on the escort
- Reverse Marius Oral = client performs oral sex on himself
- Rimming or Rimjob = Anilingus. Erotic stimulation achieved by licking the anus
- Rusty Trombone = when the man or customer is on his knees and hands and the escort mastrubates the client hanging over him from behind
- Russian = Penis between her breasts
- Robert's Russian = Penis in armpit
- San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows
- Sandbag or Sandbagger = a review or reviewer that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to an escort
- Sans = Without. For instance used as in "She provided french sans beret"
- Screening = an escort or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. For instance collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist's real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows. A client can also ask for a screening, asking to see the escort prior to taking a decision to donate some money to her trust fund
- Self-post = an escort posts a highly positive review of herself or her agency to increase business
- Self-Service = Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service experience" Normally there is no contact with the escort, but the man can masturbate
- Sensual Massage = Not usually full service. Expect only massage, but hope for more
- Session = Paid time spent with an escort
- SFH = Sex or escort for hire
- SG = Street girl
- Shemale or Heshe = Transexual. Mostly male escort who hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect
- Shill = client who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an escort
- Shots on goal = Attempts to reach orgasm. For instance "She allowed multiple shots on goal"
- Sixty Nine or Soixante Neuf or 69 = Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously
- Slam, Slammed = an unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of an escort
- SO = Significant other
- SOG = Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm
- SOMF = Sat on my face
- South of the border = Genital area
- Southern France = BJ without a condom
- SP = Service Provider, escort
- Spanish = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth
- Spinner = very petite escort. For instance "Sit and Spin"
- Squirting or Squirter = Female ejaculation, an escort who ejaculates
- SRS = Sexual reassignment surgery
- STD = Sexually transmitted disease
- Sting = A female police officer poses as an escort
- Street action = escort that is solicited on public streets
- Summer teeth = some are there, some are not
- Sunshine or sunny = without a condom
- SW = street worker
- Sybian = mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle
- Take care of business = Payment or donation is made to the escort. For instance "She wanted to take care of business first"
- Teabag or Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into escort's mouth
- Throne Job = Self-service hand job
- Tipping required = Hidden charges, escort demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services
- Took one for the team, TOFTT = A client reviews an escort who was no good. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake
- Toss the salad = Anilingus
- Translation or translator = Condom For instance "She spoke fluent french without a translator"
- Trick = sex act for money
- Tuft= description of pubic hair
- TUMA = Tongue up the escort's ass or her tongue up your ass
- Turn tricks = escort service
- Umbrella = Condom
- Uncovered = Without a condom
- VFM = Value For Money
- WAH = derived from Wahei, meaning peaceful, harmonious and calm. Can also mean Wild Ass Humping
- Water Sports = Urination play
- WF = Wild Fuck
- WG = Working girl
- Womyn = an alternative spelling of woman or women
- Working girl = an escort
- YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
- YMMV Girl = escort girl who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service
- 411 = Information. For instance "I got the 411 on her from my friend"
- 420 = Marijuana
